22 reasons Tinder is the absolute WORST dating app

See More As a child of the Internet and confirmed weirdo, imagine my relief when they finally took that last bastion of in-person awkwardness — dating — to my laptop instead. I’ve been using one of the major dating sites, OkCupid, on and off for about five years now. While it has its perks, being a woman on a dating site means immersing yourself in a disgusting cesspool of exposed nerves, unfiltered testosterone, and daily propositions to engage in sex acts so horrifying, I hadn’t even heard of them before, and I’m from the Internet. I got the feeling that a lot of men on that site would message literally any woman who had a profile, but the optimist in me wanted to believe that there was a limit. Maybe there was a woman so awful, so toxic, so irredeemably unlikeable that no one would message her, or if they did, at least they would realize they never, ever wanted to meet her. So I made the OkCupid profile of the Worst Woman on Earth, hoping to prove that there exists an online dating profile so loathsome that no man would message it. Advertisement The Profile In making this profile, I made sure my creation touched on every major facet of being truly horrible: I maintain that there is not a human on this planet who would read this profile and think, “Yes, I’d like to spend any amount of the fleeting time I’m given on my journey around the sun getting to know this person. Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair: Only that last bit is relevant here, I guess.

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Why does a bee only visit one type of flower at a time? It seems such a waste of energy. I read that a supermarket won an award for its two-year-matured puddings. So, what happens over two years to bring out the flavour?

For a first meeting, be sure to stay sober.

I like hiking, biking, movies, music, and travel. I love to laugh. I like staying in to watch Netflix but love going out to dance all night at a party. No players, addicts, liars, perverts, winks, or games, please! Did she misspell anything? Did she distinguish herself from all the other women who said a slightly different version of the same thing? Your profile is not a resume, nor a diary. An actual advertisement that speaks directly to the deepest wants and needs of your desired customer.

Inside e-Cyrano is a questionnaire that asks very specific questions that produce unique responses from clients. Think of the 5 or 6 adjectives that describe you best. Then promise not to use them. Why write something that everyone else in the world could write? Come up with a story that illustrates each adjective.

22 reasons Tinder is the absolute WORST dating app

Dating is really hard. First you have to find someone with whom you share a mutual attraction, then you have to make sure that you want the same thing in terms of commitment. But the hardest part is meeting someone.

You’re not filling out structured personality quizzes or rating profiles.

Somewhat Disagree Strongly Disagree That opens up a number of problems, including how you interpret these broad questions and your limitations on picking something that exactly fits your opinions. Sure, you can fill out an understandable and non-terrifying explanation for why you would absolutely be down to squeal like a dolphin during sex, but the algorithms in place don’t factor in your explanations.

For some like myself , it’s deciding to take the streets instead of freeways home or buying sushi from the grocery store display on a Monday. For others, it’s squealing like a dolphin unprompted during sex, scaling a mountain without gear, and then rounding out the weekend by taking LSD with Alice Cooper and slaying imaginary drug dragons. I once went to a football game with a guy from an online dating website because I’m the type of person with pretty flimsy moral boundaries when it comes to free tickets to see my team play.

Before the game started, I told my date I was going to call my grandpa because his favorite team was playing, and he would like knowing I was at the game. I finished my call first and overheard my date say, “I’ll talk to you when I get home. She’s heavier than anticipated.

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I didn’t use any magic angles on my photos or post anything from years earlier.

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Did she misspell anything?

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People join a site such as Tumblr to find and share their interests they feel not enough of their Facebook friends like or to share their feelings they feel more comfortable with strangers knowing than people who could use those feelings against them.

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But it’s not zero.